[Real]

I talked to 2 different dudes this year, and went on one date to see Madea. I'm still single.

Let me tell u a story. Around almost 2 weeks ago, in summer school (college). I used too talked too this christian rapper. He came up there at my college which caught me off guard. He graduated with associate degree (in May). I was shocked to see him, I was almost speechless. I was waiting on my momma to pick me up. (I don't have a car). When we start talking, he looked happy to see me. My cellphone ring, my ringtone was Z-Ro "I hate u bitch". (Offensive music). I answered my cell phone. It was my momma, she flat out curse me out, saying I betta get my ass to car or I'm get her a ticket! He heard her too, I was so embarassed. She told me, that I bet not be talking to no nigga up there. (In joking manner)