The MTV VMA Worst-Dressed Bunch: Who Are They?

We’ve always wished for a worst-dressed-free award show, but some stars just don’t get the memo.  We don’t really know why they still exist but here are the SoJones list of the MTV VMA Worst-Dressed bunch:

We don’t mind her size, seriously. It’s just that Adele could’ve worn something more flattering to her curves.  Big hair and big skirt just don’t go well anymore these days, sweetheart.  You still have one of the best voice out there, though.

Zoe Saldana wears a boring black, and worse, she complemented it with a sour expression.  What’s wrong, girl?

Kids today, they just put on anything shiny with Disney characters on it.  What do you think will Kreayshawn react to this picture years after this?

Newlywed Kim Kardashian looks like she’s going to the Oscars.  Boring.  And is it just us or does she seem wider at the bottom?  Another baby news coming up?  Just asking.

Jessie J who butchered TLC’s “No Scrubs” made a mess with her own attire.  Although we admire her commitment to the show and decided to go ‘crutch-licious’, she went crotchlicious as well.  Hello, isn’t this leotard fad so 2009?  Put on some pants, girl.

Another hot mess, Bonnie McKee.  Can somebody style the girl properly because she actually has potential!

And that, Ladies and Gents, concludes our Worst-Dressed list from the VMAs.

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One thought on “The MTV VMA Worst-Dressed Bunch: Who Are They?

  1. Bonnie's hair is the best part of her outfit.

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