Statement Tees for Toddlers: Offensive or Witty?

Article written by: SoJones
Posted on: October 1, 2009

Statement t-shirts have long been the staple of just about anyone who can fog a mirror: from rebellious teens who want to flaunt their personal and unique edginess “I scored HIGH on my drug test” to passive-aggressive nerds who need a shirt to tell the world how they feel “SORRY, YOU CAN’T BLAME BUSH ANYMORE”.

So why leave your infants out of the fun? Now your little ones can show off their unique sense of humor– or really, yours– with their very own risque statement baby tees.   

daddyslilsquirt

 Is it harmless fun or are you setting up your child’s future to include long-term psychotherapy? Add these gems to your baby registry and let us know how it turns out in 20 years.

imatitsman

kickbabysass

 alldaddywanted

mumiseasy

 playgroundpimpsshirt

fukcthemilkshirt

mypeepee

daddydrinksbaby

 AreYouMyDaddyshirt

And the winner of the “Most Likely to Become a Stereotypical, Maternally-Fixated Serial Killer Award” goes to…

 proofmymomshirt

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7 Responses to “Statement Tees for Toddlers: Offensive or Witty?”

  1. andre says:

    October 2nd, 2009 at 12:24 am

    this is wrong on so many levels..lol

  2. rhaps says:

    October 2nd, 2009 at 5:25 am

    That is ridiculous and should not be allowed at all. That is all Ihave to say

  3. Blueheart79 says:

    October 3rd, 2009 at 5:27 am

    I must admit this is funny, but not on a toddlers tee

  4. Rachel Hunter says:

    October 8th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

    These are so funny! but nothing a baby should be wearing. it’s not offensive its just witty! LMAO

  5. dcee says:

    October 8th, 2009 at 3:52 pm

    there’s no reason a baby/toddler can’t wear those. it’s not like they know what it says… and their little friends can’t read yet either. love ‘em!

  6. shelle says:

    October 8th, 2009 at 4:04 pm

    VERY TRASHY.

  7. lisalisa says:

    October 16th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

    funny as hell, but not on a baby!!! SORRY!

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